The Bachelor sucks me in EVERYTIME! (well...almost) I totally skipped Ben's Season cuz he's gross and resembles DW from Arthur. Sorry I just can't watch that. But otherwise i'm a freak about the Bach! I don't know what it is..ok I do. It's amazing. I wish I started posting about the Bachelor from day 1 this season, cuz it's been insane. I used to think I liked Sean, he was the sweet guy that poured out his soul to Emily about 2 episodes in. (Wrong move Sean). What he should have done was thrown on some really tight jeans and gotten rid of those muscles to win Em over. Except Jef with one f was a real looker in that proposal suit, #amiright? Muscles aren't for everyone.
K point is. This season, at least Sean is nice and his abs are definitely working in his favor but that's about it. I swear the next time I see that tongue slither into one of the girls mouth, i'm gonna lose it. Didn't Arie teach him anything!? There's really no hope for him, so we're just gonna move on to the next and most interesting topic of the entire season. Tierra's eyebrow...and Tierra. Let's be honest, we'll all miss her, her eyebrow, her multiple personalities, and dented forehead. We all know why she was still around as much as she was, Sean (the producers) loved her. To be honest, smart move because I know the crazy hell she let lose every time she got her own camera time kept me on the edge of my seat. At least her craziness has already secured her a spot on Bachelor Pad. It's inevitable. Where do they find these girls anyway!? Now that she's finally gone, I don't even know what to think! I mean, I barely know the other girls names. So i guess it's just down to.. the really old but sweet girl...the indian...crazy wedding dress girl...and the other one.
I wonder where they'll be off to next in their worldwide adventure to find love. They've already hit all the most interesting places in the world..Montana & Canada. Dreams come true am I right girls!? Maybe they'll fly on out to Idaho and farm some Potatoes for the next group date. It sure beats jumping into a melted glacier in a bikini. I shouldn't criticize, ABC must have lost a lot of money after Bens season.
Guys! New goal for 2013. Get skinny, get a spray on tan, some clip in extensions and rent a kid I have to leave behind for a couple months & audition for the next Bachlor season. Now I only need some crazy out there ideas for how to greet the bachelor when I get out of the limo so he notices me. First Impressions are EVERYTHING! Any ideas!? I'm not opposed to anything involving magic tricks, real life animals and semi decent cartwheels.
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